Total Medals Earned: 573 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,705 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 10/17 (245/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/145 points)
Watched the first flash
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (130/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)